Our texting conversation when Josh was at school...

Me:  You'd be proud of me.  Guess what I just did for you?
Josh:  What?
Me:  Guess!
Josh:  You folded laundry
Me:  :P I don't have time for that today and I usually do that.  It's something I've never done
Josh:  Cleaned up your tissues
Me:  OMG I UNDERSTAND I'M A PIG!
Josh:  You're not.
Me:  Sure.  I took his diapers out butthead :P
Josh:  Oh.  Thank you :-)

So I realize this makes me look a little bad...in so many ways.  But Josh called me right after this and we just started laughing