Me: Thank you for trying.
Michael: Thanks, but I didn't try very good.
Michael threw a blanket over me
Michael: Mommy you look pretty, pretty, pretty in your dress!
Me: Do you want to start preschool?
Michael: Yes, with the girls!
Me: No, you're doing preschool at home.
Michael: Well I do dance with the girls.
Me: Are you mad at me?
Michael: No, I'm not mad at you anymore. I was mad at you earlier.
Me: Do you like preschool?
Michael: Yes!
Me: What's your favorite part?
Michael: Painting!
Me: We only did that once. Don't you like reading books?
Michael: No, I don't like reading books. I like to paint!
Michael: Mommy draw me a boy.
I drew a stick figure on his paper
Michael: Mommy, uh-oh you forgot his pants! You didn't give him hair! Where his face?
Josh's aunt has a dog named Chowder
Michael: What's for dinner?
Me: A potato soup thing.
Michael: I don't like soup.
Me: Well good thing it's a chowder.
Michael: I don't want to eat dog!
Michael saw one of his grandmas in a skirt with pantyhose
Michael: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Grandma has grey legs!
Elli fell and hit her head, in the same place she has 100 times before
Michael: Seriously child.
I realize not a lot of these are from Elli, but she's been too busy running around the house singing Frozen songs lately. EVERY Frozen song.