We just finished singing 'Follow The Prophet'
Me: Do you want to sing another song?
Michael: No, I sing 'Follow The Prophet' to Elli, you don't sing Mommy
Michael: Mommy I watch Frozen. You be really good you watch Frozen.
Josh: You need to be careful Ethan is a baby
Michael: No, Ethan not a baby he a big boy!
Josh: He is a baby, you need to be careful
Michael: No! I not be careful he a big boy!
Michael: When we have lunch with Grandma Apple?
Me: Grandpa Apple is sick, so we're going next week.
Michael: I berry berry sick too mom!
Me: What is this toy?
Michael: A pirate
Me: What does a pirate say?
Michael: Uhhh..
Me: Yo ho ho ho a pirates life for me!
Michael: Pirates life for me!
Elli: Yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Michael: No, just yo ho ho ho
Elli: ho ho ho ho ho ho
Michael: Pirates life for me!
Michael: Ethan a big boy?
Me: Kinda, he's a boy but he's a baby.
Michael: No, he's a big boy
Me: He's a baby
Michael: He's a girl. Elli a big boy!
Me: Elli is a girl.
Michael: No, Michael a girl! Elli a boy! Daddy a girl and Mommy a boy! Hahaha!
Me: Are you trying to be funny?
Michael: umm...Ethan a big boy?
(starting the conversation over and over again)
Me (or Josh, this conversation happens a lot): Clean up your toys
Michael: No!
Me: Okay then, I'll take them away
Michael: No, I berry berry tired! I need nap!
Me: Okay take a nap
Michael: umm...okay!
(he runs and lays down somewhere for 20 seconds and comes back, we start the conversation over again)
Me: Elli that's Michael's water. Yours is green, Michael's is blue, can you give it back to him?
(Elli gives Michael back the water)
Me: Thank you Elli! Michael tell Elli thank you.
Elli: Thank you!
Michael: You're welcome!
Michael: I want salad!
Me: Really? Because you always spit it out.
Michael: I want salad for dinner!
Me: Are you sure?
Michael: No. How bout ice cream? How bout cookies? How bout chocolate?
Me: Nope. Where do you learn this stuff?
Michael: Umm...Elli want cookies too!
Michael: I berry berry sick I need my med-cine!
Michael: Is that Ethan's med-cine?
Me: Yes, Ethan is sick, his throat hurts.
Michael: My throat sick too! I need med-cine!